HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY : KEITH LEONG :)

Had a bad dream !!
omg...
i dreamt about death.
i saw last office been practiced on my relative.
omg...
The incident was so fucking real.
And i could not wake up from it until my mum came into my room.
Then i went back to sleep again, i dreamt of the same incident again !!!
oh god.
Is totally scary !!!
What i had dreamt is totally what my teacher taught us how to perform last office.
The dead body was cold and had turned white !!
omg....
Just let be a dream man !!!
:(
No reality !


Received this mail from deNise !
This jap foodie are cute la.
It just simply look so real :)

Received this mail from deNise !!!

And found out actually is really funny thou.
This is hilarious !!
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica ChengHokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before




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